(GL) Assed Out

The people who make these 2000s glasses are so screwed next year when it turns 2010. Well, I guess they had a good run.

Daily Disco

If you’re fighting with your girl, don’t play her this song because it’s all pro-feminine and she’ll feel all empowered and shit. Eff that.

“You’ll Never Know” by Hi Gloss

Back To The Hoe Tell

(Originally Published In Mass Appeal Magazine)

While writing my literary classic  “Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail ‘72”, I began my long running, love-hate relationship with hotels. Researching a novel, traveling around, and checking into hotel after hotel can be grueling and the process certainly wears a hole in your mind, body and soul. I was trying to deconstruct the 1972 campaigns of idealist George McGovern and political hack Richard Nixon, and I ended up with a political vision that was eerily prophetic. With the same drug-addled alacrity and jaundiced wit that made my other books so amazing, in this piece, I turned my savage eye and gonzo heart to the repellent and seductive race for President. Also, during this process, I became quite the hotel connoisseur.

Community Service

Business Class blogger, trusted colleague, lovely person, Mexican, beer enthusiast, and art major Linda Bernal recently began this project  for a show at her school. Linda beautifies and “redecorates” random neighborhoods by hanging found, Salvation Army art in unexpected places. We here at Business Class are always down to provide some service to those who need it. Well done Linda!

All Dolled Up

Our dear friend Crystal Moselle made this the other day with an 8 year old friend of hers.

Daily Disco

With the exception of Bear Force One, this is, hands down, the gayest gay song in the gay history of gay time. Awesome though.

Some of you may recognize the vocal sample from a million house music tracks such as the classic Strictly Rhythm release, “Luv Dancin’”  by Underground Solution, a personal favorite of mine.

“I Was Born This Way” by Carl Bean

My Strip Club Book

A few years ago I began writing an epic book about strip clubs, The Ultimate Strip Club Guide. It’s a major work in progress and not totally finished yet because I’m being a psycho perfectionist about it. I feel like if I’m gonna do it, it seriously has to be the end-all book on American strip clubs.

Anyway, in the weeks and weeks while I was writing and “researching” the book, I observed some interesting things in my notes and started making funny sidebar lists, facts, and anecdotes based on the  data I had collected for the book. Here is a small example.

Having A Ball

NadShot is a blog devoted entirely to depictions of people getting hit in the balls.

Platoonic Relationship

I have been listening to this song on repeat for the last forty minutes. It is very possible that I could only listen to this for the next week or so and be just fine. Beautiful. Calmax in effect.

“Adagio For Strings” by Samuel Barber

No White Christmas

If you don’t know about Rudy Ray Moore, go now and do your homework.